January 2012
I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to...
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night (this morning), if that, and I had to open the store. I worked a ten hour shift. I AM EXHAUSTED. I don’t have any plans tonight, which, surprisingly, I’m not that butthurt about. Knowing me, I would normally be super depressed ‘cause I wanna get fuuuuqd up, but I’m just too tired to care right now. Plus, I have to open again tomorrow....
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Stoner Story Time
Sarah went into the kitchen to make the few taquitos that were left in the box that we bought last night on our Safeway adventure. She went to put them in the microwave. She realized that she didn’t know how long she should keep them in for. She closed the microwave, and went to look at the directions on the box that she had thrown away. After she read the cooking time directions on the box,...
Dec 30th
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Sister, Is it really necessary to take apart the vacuum in the middle of the hallway and then yell at your son when he starts to fuck with it? I feel it would be more productive and less stressful if you brought that project into your room and closed the door. Which is like, three feet from where you’re sitting right now. Actual conversation that just happened between the two of them:...
Dec 28th
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the fuck
everyone I know is either getting married or having babies did I miss something?
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k time to DJ diddles and then pass out wait was that tmi
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So I submitted that last video of me to Ellen I rly hope she likes it
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gokristen-deactivated20120123-d asked: he's so attractive. why do people even debate.
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dougiedougietalks: gokristen: So today some of these girls in my Pottery class were talking about Mr. Jacques. Suddenly, one of the girls turns to me and asks, “Kristen, do you think Mr. Jaqcues is kinda cute?” ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE’S SO GORGEOUS AND SO FULL OF LIFE. HE’S ADORABLE. HE’S INCREDIBLE. MUSCULAR, BEAUTIFUL SMILE, BEAUTIFUL EYES. HE’S THE WHOLE PACKAGE. DFHA;;DLJFADFHWEN It...
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Listen My Rollercoaster by Kimya Dawson
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“I stood still, vision blurring, and in that moment, I heard my heart break. It...”
– Diana Gabaldon (via atomiclanterns)
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“People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”
– Charles Bukowski (via atomiclanterns)
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I am not having sex with anyone ever again Okay maybe that is an exaggeration I am never having sex with anyone I am not in a relationship with again. I am an idiot and get too attached and they can just not care at all and I care too much and I don’t even want to but I do I’m totally jealous and threatened this is stupid omg I am so crazy omg I’m THAT girl fuck my life
Dec 19th
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I just have to keep telling myself that I am the crazy nastyass honey badger that has no regard for other animals and gives no fucks
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Dec 17th
True Life: I’m addicted to sandwiches Sandwiches I’ve Eaten Today: steak + bacon + pepperjack cheese+ lettuce, tomato, cucumber,  pickle, onion, green pepper, banana pepper, jalepeno + ranch + honey mustard bacon +  pepperjack, cheddar cheese + lettuce, tomato + mayonnaise + pepper ham + onion, olive + shredded pepperjack cheese + Frank’s Red Hot
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