Life and Everything: Archive

Dec 31st

Why do I feel like you don't give two fucks?

Is it because you don’t?

Dec 31st

I HOPE

That she ripped your heart out of your chest and tore it to shreds. I’ve always hoped that, no matter what I said. You’re pathetic. You’re a joke. I wasted six years of my life on you. I’m pathetic. I’m a joke. Good thing I’ve moved on.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

White Flag

I’ve given up trying to explain how it is that I feel when I know that no one has any idea. Sometimes, I’m not even sure myself. I’ve learned to let it be as terrible and as alone it makes me feel. I’ve also learned that people stop listening the more you try. The human nature is easily bored. What a wretched place to live in, these times are.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

Idiocracy.

It scares me that this is the kind of world I’m living in. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP.

Dec 30th

High Expectations

So, when I was riding in the car on Christmas morning on the way to my sister’s apartment in Everett, I was thinking about myself. Well, more I was thinking of why I feel like my life isn’t that great. I think I’ve gotten it figured out. My expectations of life (in general) are too high. I always think things are going to be better than they actually turn out to be. This leads...

Dec 30th

My comfort foods include but are not limited to:

Fucking huge salads (with embellishments such as onions, peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, sunflower seeds, croutons, broccoli, cauliflower, etc.) with Italian dressing only (vinaigrettes ok) Soup (either tomato or vegetarian vegetable, Campbell’s) Tuna sandwiches (plus mayo, sweet relish, mustard) Chocolate anything (gah) Bagel sandwiches (toasted plain bagel, regular cream cheese, turkey...

Dec 30th

13876.) I had an orgasm in my sleep- my mum...

(via blogsecret) Oh my God. Worst night ever. D8

Dec 30th

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Offensive?

Jessica: MEN ARE NASTY!!!!
Laurie: I hurrrrrd that!
Jessica: lol ???
Laurie: (That's black for, "I agree.")
Jessica: lol  i thought so how are you?

Dec 30th

One thing I have learned about life:

First loves always seem to be the worst. Hmm.

Dec 30th

Honestly

dirtylaundre: lauriexlove: dirtylaundre: I’m such an insecure person. I don’t have the clearest of complexions or the fittest of bodies. I compare myself to my friends who happen to be super attractive. I’m the only one going through puberty in my house so everyone points that out. I always suck in. And I try to wear heels as much as possible so I’d feel taller. You know That strut, that...

Dec 30th

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Why, thank you?

Laurie: I wish I had huge knockers.

Audrey: No you don't [; , you have sexy juggs!

Dec 30th

Laurie Cummings

vicious-mountain-goats: Do you have that friend that you can go to and you know they’ll tell you their honest opinion and be straight up with you? I didnt have mine for years. Then I think it was 2 months ago when I found my diamond in the rough. Laurie wasn’t having a good day, so I went and picked her up and took her to coffee. We got to talking about what was going on and just everything on...

Dec 30th

Honestly

dirtylaundre: I’m such an insecure person. I don’t have the clearest of complexions or the fittest of bodies. I compare myself to my friends who happen to be super attractive. I’m the only one going through puberty in my house so everyone points that out. I always suck in. And I try to wear heels as much as possible so I’d feel taller. You know That strut, that walk, that stance, that look?...

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

iHate

I fucking hate iPods and any form of music listening devices with ear buds. Hello, World. Fucking unplug yourselves and start paying attention to your surroundings. I am so frustrated with trying to talk to someone who can’t even hear me. If I can live without one, so can you. I love music as much as the next person, but I really think things are being taken too far.

Dec 29th

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Oh, you're kidding me.

jpingco: Alright let’s put this out there. So I’m watching tv, but really kind of listening and playing with my phone. I hear sad music and figure it’s a commercial about children who are homeless and need donations, which of course always breaks my heart. But do you know what it was a commercial for? Animals. “innocent animals that have been beaten and neglected” and they need donations to be...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Why?

So, I am so over what happened over a year ago. I’ve been over it. The thing is, sometimes, I still hate her. I’ve always hated her, though, and I’ve never really gotten to know her. Nor have I ever felt the need to get to know her. I’ve heard so much shit about her that turns me off to any idea of trying to understand. She’s a homewrecker, she’s a cheater, she...

Dec 29th

Whatcha Say

Jason Derulo, Uhm, please stop letting people think that this song is yours and not Imogen Heap’s. Thanks. Love, Laurie.

Dec 29th

Away.

I am currently staying in Everett with my sister, Alicia, and my three-year-old nephew, Isaac. Today I guess we’re going to a park today to feed some ducks celery (LOL) and we’re going to check out the children’s museum. I’m not sure when I’m coming home, but at this point, I don’t really mind. I hope Jacob misses me as much as I miss him. I feel bad for not...

Dec 27th

Dec 25th

Damn.

Being lactose intolerant is a major inconvenience when you have a giant Hershey’s Kiss to mow on.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

When I grow up...

I am going to be obese, I just know it. (I am currently eating chocolate covered pretzels with chocolate soymilk.) I hope someone will be around to love my fatass when I’m 45: too old and fat to date.

Dec 24th

Pet Peeve.

I hate it when I go to microwave something, and there is one or two seconds left from the person who previously microwaved something. Can you really not wait two fucking seconds?

Dec 24th

Confused.

So, I’ll admit that I don’t have a whole lot of good friends. I have two, if we’re going to get really technical. This may be sad, but at times, I’m perfectly okay with it. At other times, however, this bothers me. This is one of those other times. Okay, newsflash, Jacob and I are back together…I think. I mean, we’ve been acting like a couple, but...

Dec 24th

I wish that I was beautiful, and I wish that I could find nothing wrong with my physical appearance. I don’t want to look in the mirror and keep being disappointed. I’m not comfortable in my own skin, which is a bummer because this is the only one I get.

Dec 24th