February 2012
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Damn it, Kelly!
He keeps coming upstairs and bussing tables (this isn’t even his job today) and talks to me! Just like, ask me out for a drink or something already
Geez, Kelly, can you please stop talking to me and also being so attractive so I can stop feeling so guilty?
If I could rip myself in two, I would.
Ugh some guy sat in the chair next to me so I have to stop farting
lisette2leah2music replied to your post: Going to Puerto Rico
You are thinking about moving there? With Oshie? :( But we never hang out..and im your sister. I’d like to hangout with you.
Yeah, he asked me to, so I told him I would think about it. It isn’t definite whatsoever, so there’s still time to hang out if you wanna, little sister.
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Going to Puerto Rico
Pros:
It’s Sunny
It’s warm
You can actually swim in the ocean without freezing to death
I would live/spend almost all of my time with Oshie
Sex on the reg
I would actually get to sleep in a bed
Oshie says he would support me until I found a job
So much vitamin d (natural remedy for my depression
tan/freckly/clear skin
Oshie could teach me how to crochet cool things like...
Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
clavid:
shout out to my nipples for always knowing the temperature
“Whenever I listen to “Under Pressure” by Queen, people think I’m listening to...”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
Holy moly Mexican dude, lay off the crack and sit down or something ugh
I got to drive Jade’s car all by myself today. I don’t know why I’m still waiting to get my license because driving is so awesome. I blasted some Against Me! and screamed along with it because today turned really emotional really fast. I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, I don’t know how to feel about that, I don’t feel like I know myself anymore, I...
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I can’t wait for it to be sunny and warm at the same time. I wanna lie in the grass next to the river
oxblood:
Lana Del Ray - Mermaid Motel
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A.D.I.D.A.S.
I know no one really wants to hear about this, but I’ve been so…horny lately. (Sorry, Sarah, I know you’re grossed out right now.) I really can’t seem to help it or ignore it. I walk around work looking at my co-worker’s nether regions. I think about wieners and balls all day long! Like, there’s this petite Mexican guy named Mark who works in the dishpit here at...
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1. flaming bagpipe
the act of fornicating after applying hot sauce to your scrotum
teenagers: you only live once ;)
reality: you only die once too