January 2012
I was going to clean the apartment today (my day off), but I got too pissed off, so I stopped.
I'm lost.
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Gross!
So, I went to the ER last night because I have this big, infected sore on my back. We all thought it was a spider bite at first, but it turns out that it was just an ingrown hair. On my back. Fucking sick. The doctor took some cultures to see if it’s MRSA, but he won’t know for a few days. He gave me a packet entitled, “Living With MRSA” wtf. that is so fucked up to me....
Le Sigh
Lately, I’ve been feeling really uncomfortable. Not physically, but emotionally and mentally. I don’t really know how to describe how I’m feeling better than that. I feel kind of like a dog who has been left home alone all day, who sits looking out the window whining and waiting for Mommy and Daddy to come back. I really miss Oshie, and I think that’s what’s putting...
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Ugh
“Hello gorgeous”
Oh, really asshole? More like, “hello you cum guzzling gutter slut”
long distance never works
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I love my new job!
Granted today is only my 3rd day, but when you’re surrounded by hot guys and making money at the same time, it’s really hard to complain about anything. Not to mention the fact I’m living with my two best friends. I don’t mean to brag, but my life is pretty perfect at the moment.
I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to...
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night (this morning), if that, and I had to open the store. I worked a ten hour shift. I AM EXHAUSTED. I don’t have any plans tonight, which, surprisingly, I’m not that butthurt about. Knowing me, I would normally be super depressed ‘cause I wanna get fuuuuqd up, but I’m just too tired to care right now. Plus, I have to open again tomorrow....
December 2011
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Stoner Story Time
Sarah went into the kitchen to make the few taquitos that were left in the box that we bought last night on our Safeway adventure. She went to put them in the microwave. She realized that she didn’t know how long she should keep them in for. She closed the microwave, and went to look at the directions on the box that she had thrown away. After she read the cooking time directions on the box,...
Sister,
Is it really necessary to take apart the vacuum in the middle of the hallway and then yell at your son when he starts to fuck with it? I feel it would be more productive and less stressful if you brought that project into your room and closed the door. Which is like, three feet from where you’re sitting right now.
Actual conversation that just happened between the two of them:...
the fuck
everyone I know is either getting married or having babies
did I miss something?
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k time to DJ diddles and then pass out
wait
was that tmi
So
I submitted that last video of me to Ellen
I rly hope she likes it
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gokristen-deactivated20120123-d asked: he's so attractive. why do people even debate.
dougiedougietalks:
gokristen:
So today some of these girls in my Pottery class were talking about Mr. Jacques. Suddenly, one of the girls turns to me and asks, “Kristen, do you think Mr. Jaqcues is kinda cute?” ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE’S SO GORGEOUS AND SO FULL OF LIFE. HE’S ADORABLE. HE’S INCREDIBLE. MUSCULAR, BEAUTIFUL SMILE, BEAUTIFUL EYES. HE’S THE WHOLE PACKAGE. DFHA;;DLJFADFHWEN It...
My Rollercoaster by Kimya Dawson
“I stood still, vision blurring, and in that moment, I heard my heart break. It...”
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“People run from rain but
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