big black fists
in my butt all day
I was going to clean the apartment today (my day off), but I got too pissed off, so I stopped.
I’m lost.
Gross!
So, I went to the ER last night because I have this big, infected sore on my back. We all thought it was a spider bite at first, but it turns out that it was just an ingrown hair. On my back. Fucking sick. The doctor took some cultures to see if it’s MRSA, but he won’t know for a few days. He gave me a packet entitled, “Living With MRSA” wtf. that is so fucked up to me. Ugh, ew. Can I just crawl into a hole now, please?
Le Sigh
Lately, I’ve been feeling really uncomfortable. Not physically, but emotionally and mentally. I don’t really know how to describe how I’m feeling better than that. I feel kind of like a dog who has been left home alone all day, who sits looking out the window whining and waiting for Mommy and Daddy to come back. I really miss Oshie, and I think that’s what’s putting me in such a lonely state of mind. I talk to him on the phone occasionally, but it gets complicated when he can only use his mom’s boyfriend’s phone, it’s four hours ahead in Puerto Rico, and I’m working everytime he tries to call. He is getting his phone mailed to him, so I will be able to call him whenever soon, but this long distance thing is still so difficult. I am still so attached to him, I can’t even think about trying to be with someone else. There is this guy that I work with who is really attractive (and thanks to Jade, everyone knows now, including him, and the elephant grows larger every day we work together), but I don’t even want to initiate anything because I can’t bear to leave Oshie behind me. I just should have been born a wolf because those motherfuckers mate for life. Or maybe a seahorse or something, I don’t know.
Ugh
“Hello gorgeous”
Oh, really asshole? More like, “hello you cum guzzling gutter slut”
long distance never works
I love my new job!
Granted today is only my 3rd day, but when you’re surrounded by hot guys and making money at the same time, it’s really hard to complain about anything. Not to mention the fact I’m living with my two best friends. I don’t mean to brag, but my life is pretty perfect at the moment.
I don’t think I’m going to be able to make it to 2012
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night (this morning), if that, and I had to open the store. I worked a ten hour shift. I AM EXHAUSTED. I don’t have any plans tonight, which, surprisingly, I’m not that butthurt about. Knowing me, I would normally be super depressed ‘cause I wanna get fuuuuqd up, but I’m just too tired to care right now. Plus, I have to open again tomorrow. -_-
Stoner Story Time
Sarah went into the kitchen to make the few taquitos that were left in the box that we bought last night on our Safeway adventure. She went to put them in the microwave. She realized that she didn’t know how long she should keep them in for. She closed the microwave, and went to look at the directions on the box that she had thrown away. After she read the cooking time directions on the box, she went to look for the taquitos, asking, “Where are the taquitos?” They were in the microwave. She forgot she put them there, literally, two minutes prior. LOL
Sister,
Is it really necessary to take apart the vacuum in the middle of the hallway and then yell at your son when he starts to fuck with it? I feel it would be more productive and less stressful if you brought that project into your room and closed the door. Which is like, three feet from where you’re sitting right now.
Actual conversation that just happened between the two of them:
Isaac: “Shut up!”
Alicia: “You shut up! How do you like it?”
Isaac: “Why don’t you just shut up your butt!”
Can I just never have kids please.
the fuck
everyone I know is either getting married or having babies
did I miss something?
k time to DJ diddles and then pass out
wait
was that tmi
